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- LATEST ADVANCEMENT IN INNANIMATE COMPANIONSHIP Pet Wood changed everything. It floats!
- EVERYBODY WANTS ONE Men will love receiving these silly gifts, because dudes enjoy getting wood. Packaged in a clear gift box, he can leave it on display or take it out and show his friends.
- ONE OF A KIND FUNNY GAG GIFTS Hes unique, so his Pet Wood should be too. No two Pet Woods are the same, so he can take pride in his special package.
- MANLY, YES, BUT WOMEN LIKE PET WOOD TOO She may be too shy to say it, but every gal wants to get wood now and then, especially when she doesnt have to do her hair and makeup first!
- MANS BEST FRIEND IN A BOX Never again does any man have to go without wood. Whenever he needs a good, solid, woody pal, Pet Wood is there!
Pet Wood is hard to beat!
Be the first man on your block to have some Pet Wood! Take it everywhere you go, and youll always be ready for stiff situations. After all, Pet Wood is mans best friend in a box!
No two Pet Woods are exactly alike. Just like any other pet, its a beautiful, unique work of nature. Youll stroll through your neighborhood with a brand new confidence wanting to show off your Pet Wood to everyone you meet! What a time to be alive!
Pet Wood is king of the funny gag gifts this season. Every man will want to get his hands on this silly gift, and ladies will love it too. Who cant appreciate getting wood for his birthday or on Christmas morning? Hell appreciate you helping him get wood as the years make it more challenging to get his own, and shell be delighted if you shove some wood in her stocking.
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